The Oscars get it wrong pretty often. In fact, they rarely get it right. To set the record straight (and really just for a bit of fun), I’m looking back at past years and re-picking the nominees and winners for the major Oscars categories and a couple of new categories of my own. This time we’re looking at the films of 2017.
A couple of up front notes:
- I don’t distinguish between adapted and original screenplays and instead have only one best screenplay category.
- I don’t consider it right to cordon off foreign language films into a separate category and instead include them more directly in the running for all categories.
- I don’t think it makes sense to separate actors by gender. However, I am still include separate best actor and actress categories purely because it allows for more great performances to be recognized.
- For best music, I consider the usage of pre-existing music alongside original compositions.
- The new categories that I’m adding are best horror and best action, two genres historically underrepresented at the Academy Awards.
- Since the Academy allows up to 10 nominations in the best picture category, I will allow up to 10 nominations in ALL categories if there are enough great candidates to justify it.
Best supporting actor
Who the Academy picked:
- ***Sam Rockwell – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri***
- Willem Dafoe – The Florida Project
- Woody Harrelson – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
- Richard Jenkins – The Shape of Water
- Christopher Plummer – All the Money in the World

My picks:
- Willem Dafoe – The Florida Project
- Sam Rockwell – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
- Tracy Letts – Lady Bird
- Simon Russell Beale – The Death of Stalin
- Steve Zahn – Lean on Pete
- Will Poulter – Detroit
- Benny Safdie – Good Time
- Barry Keoghan – The Killing of a Sacred Deer
- Terry Notary – The Square
- ***Kôji Yakusho – The Third Murder***

Best Supporting Actress
Who the Academy picked:
- ***Allison Janney – I, Tonya***
- Mary J. Blige – Mudbound
- Lesley Manville – Phantom Thread
- Laurie Metcalf – Lady Bird
- Octavia Spencer – The Shape of Water

My picks:
- Jennifer Carpenter – Brawl in Cell Block 99
- Beanie Feldstein – Lady Bird
- Chloë Sevigny – Lean on Pete
- Hong Chau – Downsizing
- Bridget Everett – Patti Cake$
- ***Laurie Metcalf – Lady Bird***

best lead actor
Who the Academy picked:
- ***Gary Oldman – Darkest Hour***
- Timothée Chalamet – Call Me by Your Name
- Daniel Day-Lewis – Phantom Thread
- Daniel Kaluuya – Get Out
- Denzel Washington – Roman J. Israel, Esq.

My picks:
- Timothée Chalamet – Call Me By Your Name
- Sol Kyung-gu – Memoir of a Murderer
- Masaharu Fukuyama – The Third Murder
- Vince Vaugn – Brawl in Cell Block 99
- Song Kang-ho – A Taxi Driver
- Colin Farrell – The Killing of a Sacred Deer
- Joaquin Phoenix – You Were Never Really Here
- Harry Dean Stanton – Lucky
- Robert Pattinson – Good Time
- ***Ethan Hawk – First Reformed***

best lead actress
Who the Academy picked:
- ***Frances McDormand – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri***
- Sally Hawkins – The Shape of Water
- Margot Robbie – I, Tonya
- Saoirse Ronan – Lady Bird
- Meryl Streep – The Post

My picks:
- Carla Gugino – Gerald’s Game
- Jessica Chastain – Molly’s Game
- Bria Vinaite – The Florida Project
- Nicole Kidman – The Killing of a Sacred Deer
- McKenna Grace – Gifted
- Danielle Macdonald – Patti Cake$
- Rooney Mara – A Ghost Story
- Melanie Lynskey – I Don’t Feel At home In This World Anymore
- Margot Robbie – I, Tonya
- ***Frances McDormand – Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri***

best editing
What the Academy picked:
- ***Dunkirk – Lee Smith***
- Baby Driver – Paul Machliss and Jonathan Amos
- I, Tonya – Tatiana S. Riegel
- The Shape of Water – Sidney Wolinsky
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri – Jon Gregory

My picks:
- Dunkirk – Lee Smith
- Baby Driver – Paul Machliss and Jonathan Amos
- The Third Murder – Hirokazu Koreeda
- Mother! – Andrew Weisblum
- First Reformed – Ben Rodriguez Jr.
- Good Time – Ronald Bronstein and Benny Safdie
- The Florida Project – Sean Baker
- The Rider – Alex O’Flinn
- John Wick: Chapter 2 – Evan Schiff
- ***Finding Frances – Andrew Fitzgerald, Adam Locke-Norton, and Eric Notarnicola***

best music
What the Academy picked:
- ***The Shape of Water – Alexandre Desplat***
- Dunkirk – Hans Zimmer
- Phantom Thread – Jonny Greenwood
- Star Wars: The Last Jedi – John Williams
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri – Carter Burwell

My picks:
- Dunkirk – Hans Zimmer
- Mother! – Jóhann Jóhannsson
- Patti Cake$ – Geremy Jasper and Jason Binnick
- Wind River – Nick Cave and Warren Ellis
- ***Good Time – Oneohtrix Point Never***

best cinematography
What the Academy picked:
- ***Blade Runner 2049 – Roger Deakins***
- Darkest Hour – Bruno Delbonnel
- Dunkirk – Hoyte van Hoytema
- Mudbound – Rachel Morrison
- The Shape of Water – Dan Laustsen

My picks:
- Phantom Thread – Paul Thomas Anderson
- Mother! – Matthew Libatique
- First Reformed – Alexander Dynan
- Good Time – Sean Price Williams
- The Killing of a Sacred Deer – Thimios Bakatakis
- The Villainess – Park Jung-hun
- The Rider – Joshua James Richards
- The Square – Fredrik Wenzel
- November – Mart Taniel
- ***Blade Runner 2049 – Roger Deakins***

best screenplay
What the Academy picked:
- ***Call Me by Your Name – James Ivory***
- The Disaster Artist – Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber
- Logan – Scott Frank, James Mangold and Michael Green
- Molly’s Game – Aaron Sorkin
- Mudbound – Virgil Williams and Dee Rees

- ***Get Out – Jordan Peele***
- The Big Sick – Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani
- Lady Bird – Greta Gerwig
- The Shape of Water – Guillermo del Toro and Vanessa Taylor
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri – Martin McDonagh

My picks:
- Molly’s Game – Aaron Sorkin
- Lady Bird – Greta Gerwig
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri – Martin McDonagh
- The Death of Stalin – Fabien Nury, Armando Iannucci, David Schneider, and Ian Martin
- Brawl in Cell Block 99 – S. Craig Zahler
- First Reformed – Paul Schrader
- Good Time – Ronald Bronstein and Josh Safdie
- The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) – Noah Baumbach
- The Killing of a Sacred Deer – Yorgos Lanthimos and Efthymis Filippou
- ***The Square – Ruben Östlund***

best director
- ***Guillermo del Toro – The Shape of Water ***
- Christopher Nolan – Dunkirk
- Jordan Peele – Get Out
- Greta Gerwig – Lady Bird
- Paul Thomas Anderson – Phantom Thread

My picks:
- Greta Gerwig – Lady Bird
- One Cut of the Dead – Shinichiro Ueda
- Hirokazu Koreeda – The Third Murder
- Sean Baker – The Florida Project
- S. Craig Zahler – Brawl in Cell Block 99
- Paul Schrader – First Reformed
- Josh and Benny Safdie – Good Time
- Yorgos Lanthimos – The Killing of a Sacred Deer
- Nathan Fielder – Finding Frances
- ***Chloe Zhao – The Rider***

Best action
My picks:
- The Foreigner
- Brawl in Cell Block 99
- The Villainess
- You Were Never Really Here
- Blade of the Immortal
- Baby Driver
- Logan
- ***John Wick: Chapter 2***

Best horror
My picks:
- Tigers Are Not Afraid
- Gerald’s Game
- Mother!
- Thelma
- The Killing of a Sacred Deer
- The Evil Within
- November
- ***One Cut of the Dead***

best picture
What the Academy picked:
- ***The Shape of Water ***
- Call Me by Your Name
- Darkest Hour
- Dunkirk
- Get Out
- Lady Bird
- Phantom Thread
- The Post
- Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

My picks:
- Lady Bird
- Blade Runner 2049
- One Cut of the Dead
- The Third Murder
- Brawl in Cell Block 99
- First Reformed
- Good Time
- The Florida Project
- The Killing of a Sacred Deer
- ***Finding Frances***


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